May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
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when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
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....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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