am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
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can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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