I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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