How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I need water and some morals
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
Randomize
