I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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