I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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