just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
two words: eviction party
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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