i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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