Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
there is puke in my bra ... again
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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