I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
