girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
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Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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