handjob tips. give me some.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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