dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
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he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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