He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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