i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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