Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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