He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
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