Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
You had me at "let me see your balls"
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