Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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