Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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