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i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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