i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
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If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
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when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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