fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm sobbing to NWA
A+ Viking dick
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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