Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
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I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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