I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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