I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
is this the sara with the beer cane?
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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