I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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