Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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