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its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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