Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
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there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
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Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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