she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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