Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
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Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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