i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
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I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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