Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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