god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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