I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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