it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Randomize
