he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
