Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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