Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
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Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
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This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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