So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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