bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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