Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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