There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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