you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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