Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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