Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
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He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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