Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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