so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
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I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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