Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
