You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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