You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
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mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
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I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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