I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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